Penis Truck

photo by skeeze, courtesy Pixabay

In a world where I no longer know how to express my manhood,

And open-carry is a little much

I don’t need some cliché gun

when I got my penis truck

It climbs over curbs

conquers the road

it makes your Prius a bitch­­­

it even pulls an oversized load

when I’ve got a landscaping itch

It penetrates the traffic

And never asks for consent

It sucks down fuel

like chocolate milk

The payment is more than my rent

It’s big, it’s imposing, it’s waaaayyy too much

But I need my Penis truck

Cause I’m not allowed

to whip out my wang

and I don’t want to be a schmuck

So screw the environment

And fuck your Smart Car

My penis truck is

Here to stay

Until I can express my manhood

In some other obnoxious way